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Phandom Discord Server Groupchat

intergalacticdaniel

Hi everyone! I’ve seen a lot of applications for DnP group chats going around, and am in one, but I’ve never seen one specifically hosted through Discord! Big open servers, yes, but I prefer smaller group chats, and discord also works very well in organizing those!

Practically anyone can apply! But to keep this post from clogging up everyone’s dash, I’m going to put the “requirements” or whatever and all the more specific info, and also the application link, under a read more!! Please reblog if you plan on applying, or if you just want to spread the word!

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candleniights
candleniights

Interactive Introverts Warsaw (matinee show) highlights

About the show (some of those are probably not specific for the Poland show but I tried to avoid spoilers from other countries so yeah)

- they tried to say “good morning” and “hi” in polish and it came out as “dżen dobry” and “szeszcz” (which I’m sure none of you can read but well, it means something for polish folks),

- they ate pierogi before the show (they even said “piegori”, not “pierogis”, which was unexpected),

- we planned to sing Dan a “Happy Birthday” at some point but Phil brought Dan’s bday up at the very beggining of the show and so we sang it first in english, then in polish (it was pretty out of sync and by the time one half of us finished singing, the other still had like 4 lines to go. They said it was great and the english version had to watch out, though),

- “Any last words?” “Dad.”,

- “Smite me daddy”,

- at one point Phil said “yee” to himself and some people in the audience responded with another “yee”. Dan asked us if we really think we’re that great at yee?? “Watch this”, and he proceeded to singing the whole song with Phil, leaving it for the audience to do the final “yee”. He then went to the back of the stage to cover his face with his hands and laugh.

- Dan failed to take one of the shoe-covering thingie (the one he wore with the jumpsuit for the Dan Sacrifice part) and only noticed it during the part when he and Phil were answering some questions from the survey.

- every complaint Dan had was followed by (it shouldn’t be like that cause)“it’s my birthday”,

- “Phil’s cactus Loki? He dead. He is dead af”,

- the mystery box under Dan’s bed contained Dan’s furry boyfriend, Dan’s phone and a bodypillow,

- Dan commented the fact that he supposedly kept his bf in a tiny box with “in this box? He dead af”,

- Dan actually did wear the birthday hat for the whole first part of the show and the begging of the second one. He took it off while undressing from the white jumpsuit and got annoyed when everyone got disappointed (because we’ve picked him for the sacrifice and were all happy abt it and Now we are disappointed??),

- while Dan was taking off the jumpsuit on stage and Phil was talking, some people started cheering and wouldn’t stop until he got behind the prop chest to change,

- “No, I don’t need your help undressing, Phil”,

- the metal shooting target apparently didn’t fit through the door? so they had a handmade one which Dan said was made by him and was the real danandphilcrafts example. He tore it after the bit was finished,

- we actually got to see the good ending of Phil’s simulation (Phil starts a band with BTS and Harry Styles). Dan still died in the underground furry rave bathroom, though.

- “during job interviews, ask a lot of questions to show you’re engaged!” (this one’s not a joke, it’s, to quote Dan, “actual good advice” and I just found it really nice),

Not about the show itself (organisation, meet and greet, just some general observations about the vwnue and people):

- okay so I have this question I ask everybody, which is “which Fiona is prettier, the human one or the ogre one?”. It’s not even for jokesies, I’m really interested in why people would ever say the human one. Fortunately, D&Pboth answered ogre (“it’s who she is on the inside!”),

- i went to the m&g with two friends and we were really not feeling like being on a photo ourselves and so two of us took polaroid pictures of only the boys to get them signed. But they said they’re not letting us leave without a group photo (which was actually super sweet) so we got one with all of us as well.

- the merch tables were being set up downstairs and the m&g took place upstairs. The problem was, though, that the toilets at the venue are located downstairs and there only. And so no one could actually use them until the set up the merch tables (so until people with regular tickets started to line up).

- i don’t know how it looks like at II, but when I went to TATINOF, the VIP merch bags were given to us right after the m&g. But this time we actually had to leave the venue without them and then come back before the show started and talk to staff to get the VIP packages? It wasn’t even announced that we had to talk to the person. I only found out about it by asking someone who had the vip bag already.

- there were some people wrapped in flags. Rainbow flag, trans flag and well Ukraine flag apparently.

All in all, I had a great time with some friends and the boys, would come again!

illmakeuhowell

soo i found this list of rare (maybe idk) facts about Dan from his old liveshows in my drafts from 2014

illmakeuhowell

  • He was an official editor on Lost’s wikipedia page.
  • He has a “horrendously long password on gmail”.
  • He’s a very good swimmer.
  • He’s not afraid of dentists and finds dental work generally pleasurable.
  • He is a fast reader and he doesn’t use book marks or fold corner of pages, he just opens it and tries to find the place as well as remembering what he read last night.
  • He tried to enter Oxford but his gsec’s weren’t that great.
  • His mum’s birthday is Feb 10th (Phil’s Aug 2).
  • Their radio show was the first 2-hour visual radio show ever.
  • He had a car but his parents sold it when he went to uni (without telling him)
  • Contrary to popular belief, he actually enjoyed sports, he played soccer at school up to the age of 13 when he became more into music and bands.

[you can find highlights of his old liveshows here]

philsextendedbday
philsextendedbday

Interactive introverts, Moscow 06/06/2018

Mostly the parts that were different from 05/06 show

  • The simulations were different and shorter
  • What would you save: Phones 22%, Friends 78%
  • Dan is running like sonic (that was yesterday too, I just forgot)
  • We threw Russian football mascot on stage (2)
  • Dan’s job instead of YouTube: Funeral director ✔; Literally homeless; Lawyer. Oh wait nevermind.
  • Fragrance: The Phragrance (very creative - Dan’s words); Rotting houseplants fumes ✔; Eau de Lady Door
  • Audience’s name was Susan
  • Dan’s theory: Phil is a lizard
  • Do we know dnp? Yes 56% No 22% Who are dnp? 22%
  • Participation: Yes 33%, No 67%
  • Dan broke the slingshot and said: I need to put the thing back in the hole. People laughed.
  • Dan had to convince us that those things were good:
  1. Killing your friend  (done)
  2. Oversleeping (done)
  3. Movie spoilers  (done). Infinity War reference of course “Phil, I don’t feel so good”
  • Phil had to convince us that those things were bad:
  1. Ice cream (failed) “I’ll give your mom some ice cream” - Dan
  2. Free WiFi (done). Sometimes Phil does a little dance for his fbi man
  3. Eternal life (done)
  • Phil did Yeee. The audience did Yeee too, Dan snorted
  • Dan: “Zappy zappy ouch time”
  • Dan got Phil’s fave meme right (it’s the Yeee)
  • Phil got Dan’s 2nd vid wrong. He said it was Procrastination instead of Butterfingers (they are repeating this for the 2nd time at least🍵)
  • Dan, Phil or rat: Dan didn’t get the rat right, Phil didn’t get himself.
  • Dilemmas. For Phil: Dan has a power to stop time but Phil’s quiff is forever droopy (Phil said no). For Dan: Phil gets dogs whenever he wants but Dan has to say hi my name is [Dan] (he said no).
  • The score for today: Dan 1 : 0 Phil. 12:9 overall.
  • Phil’s last words before being electrocuted with full power were “dad”.

Dan: Who is dad?

Phil: I don’t know…. (some other words) Okay, “bear”.

so whatever he was saying it was Dan anyway

  • Dan, when he was trying to sit on the edge of the stage: “Don’t mind me, kids”. Okay, DAD, jeeez
  • Yuri on ice was mentioned.
  • How not to get fired:
  1. Don’t fall asleep under the table
  2. Don’t press the panic button
  3. Dont’s sell axes to children
  • fetus Phil videos were mentioned. And his last one too.